HIV tests are more positive than that guy
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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