whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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