I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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