just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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