I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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