Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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