Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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