Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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