Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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