I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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