so explain again why im purple
no
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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