can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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