I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Couch. On fire.
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