All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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