yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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