your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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