You just made me feel so damn special
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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