I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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