i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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