i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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