i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
smell my finger.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
