so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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