Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
dude. I can hear the air.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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