I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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