okay pat passed out under dana's car
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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