So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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