Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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