Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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