When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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