4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Houston, we have a squirter
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Randomize