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(904): View more from Florida

i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.

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(703): View more from Virginia

high in an attic. pig roast in 10.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home

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(618): View more from Illinois

So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?

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(847): View more from Illinois

Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?

(262): View more from Wisconsin

Do you want cuervo gold or silver?

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(386): View more from Florida

Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.

(904): View more from Florida

You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.

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(206): View more from Washington

The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.

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(607): View more from New York

IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.

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