The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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