Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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