i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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