dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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