Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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