Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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