I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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