Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Randomize
