a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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