How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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