You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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