STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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