I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Randomize
