New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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