In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
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