Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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