We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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