Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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