I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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