Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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