nut hugger
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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