Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Never underestimate the power of titties
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
