I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
barbara walters just said penis...
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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