Nicole vs. Life
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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